small software.
big opinions.
Peeled Banana is a tiny, independent software studio. we make a small number of apps, slowly — and we’d rather each one have a strong opinion than try to please everyone.
our first release: granny.
granny is a dating coach for iPhone who reads your dating-app screenshots and tells you the truth — the red flags, the green flags, and exactly what to say next. she remembers you, and she doesn’t sugar-coat.
meet granny →four things, plainly.
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opinionated beats neutral.
software should have a point of view. granny has several, and she’ll share them whether you asked or not.
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personality is the product.
we build characters you’d actually want to talk to — not chatbots that hedge every sentence into mush.
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straight talk about your data.
we tell you plainly what leaves your phone, what stays, and how to delete all of it. no privacy theater.
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small, and independent.
no investors to keep happy. just the work, and the people who use it.
say hello.
questions, press, or just want to talk? we read every message.
hello@peeledbanana.comgranny’s coming to iPhone this summer — get early access →